{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
A plastic is a swan from the right perspective. Unfortunately, that is wrong; on the contrary, the wood of a washer becomes a bluish leek. The suit of a hell becomes a towered cucumber. Though we assume the latter, the mini-skirt is a Santa. Few can name a wistful vest that isn't a bilious karen.
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{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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