{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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George Henry Atkinson was an American missionary and educator in what would become the state of Oregon. In Oregon, he served as a pastor for several churches, helped found what would become Pacific University, and pushed for legislation to create a public school system in Oregon Territory. The Massachusetts native later served as the county schools superintendent in Clackamas County and Multnomah counties.
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{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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Hellinsia calais is a moth of the family Pterophoridae. It is found in Brazil and Costa Rica.
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