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Universal Bank headquartered in West Covina California, is a commercial bank with five branch locations in West Covina, Arcadia, Rosemead, Monterey Park and Eagle Rock, California. The Bank was first established on November 17, 1954, and is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Universal Financial, Inc.
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