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During his tenure as the 41st president of the United States, George H. W. Bush frequently mentioned his distaste for broccoli, famously saying: \"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid. And my mother made me eat it. Now I'm president of the United States. And I'm not gonna eat any more broccoli!\" Bush's views on broccoli were seen as out of touch with Americans, as broccoli was becoming more popular and was referred to as the \"vegetable of the 80s\".

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