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{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}

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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}

{"fact":"Spanish-Jewish folklore recounts that Adam\u2019s first wife, Lilith, became a black vampire cat, sucking the blood from sleeping babies. This may be the root of the superstition that a cat will smother a sleeping baby or suck out the child\u2019s breath.","length":245}

{"type":"general","setup":"What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?","punchline":"Narnia business!","id":22}

{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}

{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

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