{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"slip": { "id": 152, "advice": "Accept advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
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